Shop, Forrest, shop! Of all the people to want to look like, you choose this?

I fine you $0.12 for a lack of imagination.

You go to work and think that it's too hot for shoes so you'll wear sandals with no socks? Not on my watch, sonny Jim.

That error of judgement will cost you $1.29

I think that people should be free to dress and look however they wish to, but sometimes, a warning would prevent shocking folk.

Just a $0.42 fine - small but necessary

Having fined somebody for a suit and no socks, I have to fine this blatant example of white socks. Intollerable.

You receive the standard sandal fine of $1.29

I was happy to be at a Queen gig and this knob in front of me watched and reacted to a whole game of soccer and kept standing up and shouting at the screen.

For distracting me during such a great show, I fine you $6.94

I was happy to be at getting the train from Amsterdam, via Brussells, to London and then this.

For head-butting my arm for 20 minutes, I fine this snoring space invader €1.47

I am going to forgive him the shocking ear accessories.

Just a standard ‘bad hair’ fine of $1.25 - he should know better at his age.

Bloody hell Coles - it’s only September!

For pushing Christmas so early, I fine you a seasonal $1.17

Back in the day, skinheads were around spreading hate and racism and inflicting violence all over the place. Hateful.

I hope this is a one-off and not a trend.

For choosing this look, I fine him $174 and that is being lenient.

I have got used to some visitors walking around with face masks on to protect themselves from germs, but to pull the mask down to smoke a cigarette seems a bit counter-productive.

I fine this woman $0.87 for her weird decision making.