Ansett went out of business in 2002 and I suspect that is when this jacket was last washed.

For leaving a trail of body odour behind you, I fine you $1.11

This man was in the supermarket ready for a fight if anyone question his clothes sense.

The combination of that helmet, that scarf and that shirt results in a fine of $0.52

So if you put your finger up your nose and blow, then your hair explodes?

Regardless, I don't need to see you go bogey mining and therefore I fine you $1.00

On the way to work, this man was going through Tinder (or a site like that) and kept sniggering as he swiped.

I don't know whether the sniggers were when he liked or didn't like the girl, but it was creepy either way.

A fine of $3.12 for being scary.

The good people at Coco Fix must have known that when the door was opened, it would spell "Cock".

I like it, but feel that a fine is required, so I fine them $0.02, but I'll pay the fine for them.

I have a standard "bad hair" fine of $1.25 - sometimes it feels too little.

For this mullet, I fine him $1.25, his family $1.25 and his friends $1.25 - it is bad enough that he thinks that his hair is acceptable, but why aren't the others putting him right about that?

You can't advertise that you are serving babies on a menu - it's just not right.

On top of that, you can't go pickling them.

A baby fine of $0.48

If you want to come to the show, then that is fine. But don't sit in front of me when there is no need to - plenty of empty seats. And don't get that big for everyone's sake.

I have no idea what the show was like because I couldn't see it. For that, you knob, I fine you $2.11

Whilst waiting in an airport I came across this chap.

There is nothing wrong in liking Jeremy Clarkson, but to dress like him and have your haircut the same is odd for a grown man.

For that I fine you $1.04